Wishful Thinking

One of my wishful thinking is for the Government to say,

"We're sorry, you guys are not required in the school system. We now have 15k old GSTT, and 300 omputehs from America to replace you all.  Yang biasiswa kitaorang bagi tu, kitaorang halal kan je. Buat ape nak hire korang, kitaorang ada omputehs yang speaking berasap, and GSTT yang dah penah buat keja dekat sekolah. Korang tu kalau hantar pi sekolah nanti komplain kerja banyak lah whatsoever. Dahla ajar BI dalam Bahasa Melayu, takde kelass! So, good bye with the 5 years contract, so pandai2 lah bawa diri. Jangan melacur sudah."

And I will instantaneously apply for an airlines cabin crew.

I love travelling, I love meeting people.

I wonder why I never think of this when I complete my SPM!

Oh I forgot, I come from kampong.

The only ambitions I ever thought of: teacher (or a lecturer like Dad), tollgate boy and a doctor (None of my family members are doctors, but you know in kampung people always look high for doctors.. although I have no interest in it at all)

Nevermind!

I have checked the requirements and I think I passed them all (but might fail miserably during the interview due to monotonous voice, poor fashion taste and pimple scars)

Requirements:

* Malaysian citizen CHECKED

* Minimum age of 18 years old CHECKED (Thank GOD they didn't state the max)

* males who are at least 1.65m in height Am 177cm, CHECKED

· Degree/ Diploma OR At least 5 credits in SPM  Hello! TESL Degree with 1st Class Honours CHECKED

Ps. But then should I give up my Master's altogether? Flight attendance is more to seniority and skills right? Will they value academic achievement?